Friday, 6 April 2012

Questions that have been puzzling me

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Does killing time damage Eternity?
Why is it call lipstick, when you can move your lips?
Why do people turn down the radio in a car when they are looking for an address or directions on a map?
Why is lemon juice made artificially but washing up liquid is made with real lemons?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Do roman paramedics call IV'S 4's?
Are stars washed with meteor showers?
Has anyone ever actually seen a toad sit on a toadstool?
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
If i was to jog backwards, would i gain weight?
If i got an oriental person and spun him around , would he get disoriented?
Why do all the signs say 'slow children' yet the child is clearly running in the sign?
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
How does one get of a non stop flight?
Why is it called chili if its hot?
Why do doctors leave the room when they are going to see you naked anyway?
If your child refuses to take a nap are they resisting a rest?
How is the Lone ranger 'lone ranger' when Tonto is always with him?
If a ghost can go through walls, glide through objects etc, why don't they fall through the floor?
Do Siamese twins have to buy 2 tickets to shows or just 1?
Can a black cat join the KKK?
If you're a cannibal and you eat a drunk person and drive off, can you be done for drink driving?
If MARS had earthquakes would they be called Marsquakes?
If the Arc and Noah existed..where did he keep the woodpeckers?
How deep would the sea be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why is vanilla ice cream white? when the extract is brown.
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
No matter what colour the bubble bath is , the bubbles are always white.
If you have a stutter, do you stutter when you think to yourself?
Why does Pluto , a dog, live outside, eat dog food etc while Goofy, also a dog, live indoors and has a car?
In China, what do they call their good plates?
If a Queen gave birth to Siamese twins, who would be King?
Can you stare into space if your actually in space?
Why are so many people terrified of tiny mice but not Mickey Mouse?
Is it appropriate to say Good mourning at a funeral?
If your in Hell, where do you tell people to go if you're annoyed at them?