Friday, 30 March 2012

Sausage Fingers

When i was tripping on Mushrooms one time i came up with an ingenious idea that everyone mocked and laughed but I'm having the last laugh because the Japanese have come up with the same idea i had albeit a slight twist on my idea but still, same name. The idea was SAUSAGE FINGERS.

Now, my idea was a simple one. Sometimes in the morning you just don't simply have enough time for breakfast. *i hear ya, shouts no one in particular* But you would love a sausage or an egg *who has the time, shouts the heckler* Well with my invention AKA sausage fingers , skipping breakfast is a thing of the past. Simply pop on my patented* heat-o-glove  and pop the sausages on 4 of your fingers. As you travel to work they will cook as you travel. For the egg aficionados among us the new improved glove will have a heat pad in the middle to crack and cook an egg.

By the time you get to work , 4 sausages and an egg later you will be full and ready for a days work. I cant see a single flaw in this idea to be quite frank. Its just plain crazy that no one would finance it or even give me the time of day to listen to my pitch.

And NOOOOW, the Japanese have invented Sausage fingers..like i said not quite the same, as their idea is basically a new type of glove you can wear but for touch phones. If its cold you can still use their so called 'sausage fingers' and never have to take you re gloves off. But theres a major flaw in this idea... you need one hand to hold the phone..one hand to type Where will my glove go ? You want to be hungry going into work like the Japanese will be??

 If you don't, and i cant blame you then join me in boycotting all that is Japanese and until i get a prototype built and make my pitch on Dragons Den for finance.. then my lengthy European court case to get the name 'sausage fingers' back where it belongs!!!

5 comments:

  1. How will they be powered? And what will protect your fingers from the heat?

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  2. Well obviously its not gonna be a normal woollen glove, it would use NASA style thermo material,so it would protect your hand from the heat, but still stylish, not too bulky and you plug it it for 2 hours before you leave so its at the right temperture to cook the meat through. There would be a timer on it so you can plug it in the night before and not worry about wasting energy. Dont worry i have all areas covered with this. Its a well thought through idea

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  3. wouldn't work for those who text while driving :P

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  4. Yes bit those who drive have time to cook, they gave a car, sausages fingers is designed for the public transport commuter

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  5. Yes bit those who drive have time to cook, they gave a car, sausages fingers is designed for the public transport commuter

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