Bazingas aside, i had a weird encounter today in Tesco. I was buying some groceries when i made my way to the snack aisle as you do.. I knew I'd be getting quite high later and would get epic style munchies. I was perusing the various corn and maize snacks when i heard someone singing 'No Limits' by 2unlimited. The 5ft Dutch sensations of techno.
I turned around, expecting to see a time travelling 90's person. What I saw was jar droppingly, is droppinly a word?? I don't think so... Bizarre sight. It was a woman with a trolley and a soother/pacifer/dummy hanging from her mouth by the handle, singing 'no, no limits.. No, no limits.. Darn darn darn darn darn down.. [that's the techno bit] over and over. Then stopping and walk a different direction and repeating it like a depressed polar bear in a zoo. If he could talk.
I got quite alarmed when she got in my personal space doing it. But i reacted the way one should when approached by a shark.. I stood deathly still and dared not to breathe as she waltzed paat me.. 'no, no limits.. No, no limits'... When the danger past I fled, throwing children behind me as I ran.